Work

A MANAGER feels his office is the ideal environment to make up for being bullied and a failure at school, he has confirmed.

YOU could save hundreds of hours learning management skills by just dressing like an ostentatious arse.

A MIDDLE manager who says 'interweb' instead of 'internet' is a joy to work with, it has been confirmed.

YOU’RE working a white-collar office job so you’re middle class, but are you the most middle-class person in your office?

BEFORE committing to a job, prospective employees of a business will be told how many twats are already working there.

AN entire office is painfully aware that one of their colleagues got it at the weekend, it has been confirmed.

A MAN has confirmed that he welcomes feedback as long as it is always brilliant.

A MANAGER who requires staff to be completely professional sees no contradiction in buggering off to take his car to the garage, it has emerged.

A WOMAN who called in sick to work because she ‘deserved some time for herself’ has spent her day hiding behind drawn curtains like a fugitive.

EVERY member of staff in an office appears to be dangerously obsessed with cakes, a new employee has claimed.