Society

TWITTER and Facebook users are hunting for a man who failed to turn a lost toy into a viral internet phenomenon.

SNIFFER dogs drafted in to tackle the Channel Tunnel migrant chaos are worried they are being ‘stitched up’ by David Cameron.

REVENUE & Customs has warned that all summer romances must begin by midnight.

COMMUTING from the Sea of Tranquility is now cheaper than renting a studio flat in Camden.

BOLLOCKINGLAND in Kent is the first theme park just for angry parents who want to publicly tell off their children.

A MOTHER-OF-TWO has expressed dismay at discovering she is a ‘real woman’ like in television adverts.

PC TOM Logan is determined to keep busting people for having tiny amounts of cannabis because he is a tosser.

A GROUP of 20 European teenagers with backpacks is currently being given a guided tour of your home.

YOUR grandfather has phoned up to get help deleting his profile from hacked sex contacts site Ashley Madison.

NEIGHBOURS of a man in Stevenage have confirmed that Roy Hobbs has completed 10 years of hammering the absolute shit out of something in his house.