Society

A MAN who turns into the Hulk has revealed it never happens when he actually needs it.

DEVOTING your life to money-saving tips will cause you to die alone and unloved, experts have warned.

BARISTAS at Starbucks are permitted to draw erect penises on attractive customers’ cups, it has emerged.

THERE have been severe delays to London Underground’s Central Line because of difficulty crossing the swampy waters of the river Styx.

HOMEOWNER Julian Cook fears his life will become meaningless upon the completion of a six-year DIY project to create a guest bedroom.

CHEFS working in open plan kitchens should have more amusing painful mishaps, according to restaurant customers.

PEOPLE with pink hair have issued a document explaining who they are and what they want.

MEMBERS of a British family headed for Syria have confirmed they were just sick of the Midlands.

RELATIONSHIPS are about dumping your partner before they can dump you, it has been claimed.

A LOCAL newsagent has an astounding array of pornographic magazines, it has emerged.