Society

A BRITISH teenager has changed his mind about joining ISIS after reading an opinion piece by Richard Littlejohn.

A WOMAN believes that adding random ingredients to food makes it better and more exotic.

NORTHERN pop stars are recording a benefit single for Londoners facing rising rents.

A 31-YEAR-OLD man who regularly wears plaid shirts is misrepresenting himself as rugged.

STUPID, privately educated people are being sidelined from low wage jobs, it has emerged.

TRAIN announcements such as ‘we offer a dedicated at seat trolley service’ are coded messages designed to arouse or unsettle passengers.

MINERS involved in the Battle of Orgreave are to be charged with not letting it go.

A MAN who used a hammock has described it as the least relaxing experience of his life.

MOST office toilet breaks are merely for the sake of variety, it has emerged.

LOVING working-class grandparents are to be reassigned to cold, ambitious middle-class families in dire need of them.