Society

BRITONS are to receive coaching in how not to do things that are clearly wrong.

BRITAIN is marking St Hangover's Day with shivering bouts of vomiting.

AN online discussion thread does not contain a single person who knows what they are talking about.

IVF reproduction has been attacked by a pair of fashion designers who have created a mountain of overpriced rubbish.

THE Guardian has launched an investigation into why people choose to have breakfast at Wetherspoon’s.

A COFFEE shop barista is sure today will be the day a customer notices that he is playing his band’s demo.

AS THE former chairman of the Commission for Racial Equality, I know explosive truths about race that the rest of the UK has never, ever discussed.

CAPITALISM collapsed this morning, following the unveiling of Muse's incendiary new album cover.

EVERY member of staff at Southeastern Railways only started today and so is, sadly, unable to help you.

YOUR mother deserves a £14,095 five-door Yaris Icon, Toyota has suggested.