Society

TAROT readers are only doing it to make character judgments for which they would otherwise be punched, it has emerged.

BRITAIN’S housing crisis will be solved by people living in forests like Ewoks, David Cameron has announced.

GROWN-UP woman Emma Bradford believes her cat can see the spirits of the dead.

THE influx of hipsters to East London has resulted in a new hybrid species, scientists have announced.

A 42-YEAR-OLD man has been named as the UK's new lowest common denominator.

A DOG walker has bagged a pile of fresh canine faeces then put it back in almost the same place.

POSTCARDS featuring traditional red phoneboxes must now show they are exclusively used for sex, drugs and public urination.

ED Miliband will take money from pensioners so he can bribe students who are going to vote Labour anyway.

MORE unlikeable people than ever before are gaining promotion at work, it has emerged.

MODERN men have been warned that their fathers could easily kick the shit out of them.