Society

ALL other canned drinks regard San Pellegrino as a smug prick with a stupid foil hat, it has emerged.

54-YEAR-OLD plumber Tom Booker has grudgingly complimented the physiques of Gay Pride participants.

EVERY guest bedroom in human history has had an unsettling picture hanging on the wall, it has been confirmed.

BRITAIN'S convertible owners are set to enjoy the 72 hour annual period where they do not feel idiotic for buying it.

BIRMINGHAM has taken the title of Britain’s most amusing city for the 10th year running.

BUS drivers have admitted that, despite their cheerful, happy-go-lucky demeanours, they do not actually enjoy their work.

A MANAGER is under the impression that outside of work he somehow stops being a prick.

A MIDDLE-AGED visionary has launched an offline service called ‘pub’, which allows friends to interact in a building.

POTENTIAL homebuyers are being invited to murder their rivals, it has emerged.

CLAIMING benefits should be like leaping off a tall building, David Cameron has claimed.