Society

BUS drivers have admitted that, despite their cheerful, happy-go-lucky demeanours, they do not actually enjoy their work.

A MANAGER is under the impression that outside of work he somehow stops being a prick.

A MIDDLE-AGED visionary has launched an offline service called ‘pub’, which allows friends to interact in a building.

POTENTIAL homebuyers are being invited to murder their rivals, it has emerged.

CLAIMING benefits should be like leaping off a tall building, David Cameron has claimed.

UNIVERSITY is poor value for money unless you are the sort of person who thinks Alan Sugar is exciting, it has been claimed.

A SELFIE stick emblazoned with the Coke logo more or less sums up where we are as a society, it has been confirmed.

BRITAIN just isn't homely and hasn't been since the late sixties, it has emerged.

42-YEAR-OLD Donna Sheridan still fits into her old skinny jeans apart from being unable to inhale or to feel anything in her legs.

AN acoustic guitar in the corner of a living room has never been played and is irrevocably out of tune, it has been revealed.