Society

THE love lock craze has seen thousands of couples pledging their devotion is as unbreakable as a padlock from Poundstretcher.

LONDONERS who move to the provinces will never fit in because their souls are tainted by the city’s evil aura.

THE requirements for being deemed a ‘legend’ have been raised from buying colleagues a doughnut to overcoming a seemingly invincible adversary.

31-YEAR-OLD Julian Cook does not like cycling, it has been claimed.

PEOPLE who committed crimes while hungry are to be released from prison, it has emerged.

BLOGGERS have claimed that a tree involved in a bus crash was deliberately planted by the government. 

LEADING a dull suburban life with a mortgage and two children is now a phenomenal achievement, everyone has agreed.

MILLIONS of self-absorbed UK residents are concerned that their photos may not be included in a police database.

A FAMILY has decided that if their dog ever needed veterinary treatment costing over £1000 they would not bother.

HOUSEHOLDS across the country are observing the annual Finishing Of The Celebrations Tub ceremony.