Society

A CAT has clawed its way out of a shallow grave and returned home to terrify its delighted owner.

A NEW crowdfunding website has been launched to help people who want free money for drugs.

AN idealistic young spammer has become increasingly disillusioned with his profession.

GOING to school is largely a waste of time, according to experts.

THOUSANDS of Britons have been maimed after buying hawks on a whim, it has emerged.

MOTHER of three Nikki Hollis was given £10 by a stranger to leave her local pub and take her kids with her.

PEOPLE under 30 are to be banned from achieving any kind of success.

THE trend for sharing a rented room with a complete stranger has been welcomed by people who have no friends due to their weird personalities.

LONDON is now officially sponsored by its cocaine dealers.

THE people, places, objects and locations that make up the physical world are not as fulfilling as smartphones, it has emerged.