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Everywhere to become luxury student accommodation

BRITAIN’s cities are to be levelled and replaced with fancy flats for privileged idiots with rich parents.

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April Fool pranksters can be murdered before midday

ANYONE perpetrating April Fools’ Day pranks can be legally murdered before midday, experts have confirmed.

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