Society

AN ILLITERATE white supremacist still believes in his genetic superiority even though he is unable to correctly draw a swastika.

TENS of thousands of British marks have been tricked into spending their life savings on a fortnight on a luxury prison ship.

WHATEVER the public believe things are about, they are actually about something else entirely, clever people have confirmed.

A BRAVE racist has not allowed the atmosphere of hostility toward Islam to stop him speaking out against Muslims.

A COUPLE who experiment sexually are only doing it to appear broadminded, it has emerged.

THE Pope has used his canonising powers to create a new companion in his steadfast war against sin.

LONDON’S unused buses have been sold off as luxury apartments for the mega-rich.

CREME Egg fans have told Cadbury not to change that weird shit in the middle.

BIRMINGHAM has become the UK’s first all-Klingon city.

THE unquiet ghosts of Christmas internet browsing past are haunting Britain, popping up on every website they visit.