Society

FUSSY, demanding people are hinting that they have mild OCD as a means of justifying their behaviour.

THE majority of cinemagoers only do it to annoy strangers by talking and making rustling sounds, it has emerged.

PARENTS have welcomed a move by broadband providers to shield children from images of desirable toys.

MORE must be done to stop state school pupils monopolising all the repetitive low-paid jobs, it has been claimed.

A SIX-YEAR-OLD girl has written a letter to a train company asking why they are such bastards.

A COUPLE have vowed to lie about how they met after getting together at a social gathering.

BRITAIN’S cyclists have decided to stop showing everyone their reproductive organs.

FATHERS have responded to the end of Page 3 by claiming it was just an innocent bit of sexual stimulation to enjoy with their cereal.

THE world’s super-rich own almost all of the world’s hideous fancy things, it has emerged.

SCIENTISTS have proven once and for all that happiness can be bought with sufficient money.