Society

BRITISH workers in need of a pay rise could simply take it by force, it has been claimed.

HISTORIANS are studying an edition of the Magna Carta that makes England French property from June.

WRITING 900 words about injustice for a broadsheet newspaper is more effective than getting off your arse and doing something about it, it has been claimed.

A LONDON development has included below-stairs maids' rooms as its quota of social housing.

PEOPLE who pretend to be nice are worse than those who are openly unpleasant, it has emerged.

CATHOLIC nuns have pledged to teach Tristram Hunt that he is a dirty boy who makes Jesus angry.

AN ONLINE personality test has proved 100 per cent accurate in predicting the woman completing it is self-obsessed and bored with her job.

TIPS on how to be a female jihadi will soon appear in the pages of Cosmopolitan, the magazine has confirmed.

MILLIONS of people are registering to vote so they can scrawl foul mouthed insults across their worthless ballot paper.

CHILDREN are more familiar with Fosters lager than McVities biscuits because they prefer beer to Hobnobs.