OLD white men are to behave as they please unless it affects other old white men.
Given the unique hardships old white men consider themselves to suffer, they will no longer be subjected to awkward experiences such as police investigation or imprisonment.
Denys Finch-Hatton, head of the Old White Men Protection League said, “We live in a world dominated by young black women such as Jessica Ennis and also Jessica Ennis.
“In this oppressive climate of political correctness, old white men do not stand a chance.
“It is therefore vital that whatever they do in the privacy of their own homes, or to other people within the confines of the outside world, is considered a personal matter.”
Finch-Hatton added: “The test of a civilised society is what it lets elderly white gentlemen get away with.
“What kind of country would this be if old white men were to suffer the indignity of sharing cells with dark-hued strangers, purely for the crime of having committed a crime?”
