RICHARD Dawkins has ditched his atheism campaign in favour of restoring Norton motorbikes.
After a new survey found the majority of the UK followed no religion, the biologist handed in his placards and loudhailer to spend his retirement pottering around in his garage.
Dawkins said: “I’ll stay on Twitter but it’ll mostly be asking if anyone has a spare pushrod for a 1968 Norton Commando.
“That said, I will be asking why the Muslim world has never produced any four-stroke engines of note outside of the Royal Enfield Bullet, which is a dog of a ride compared to the rationalist majesty of a Triumph Bonneville.”
The survey also found that while religion was on the wane, the faith that Made In Chelsea was real was on the rise as a form of irrational belief.
Over 60 percent said that while they did not believe in the afterlife, they did believe that rich people discussed their infidelity in brightly lit wine bars.