STUPID, privately educated people are being sidelined from low wage jobs, it has emerged.
A survey found that almost no potential candidates who attended fee-paying schools are being hired by call centres and factories.
Researcher Julian Cook said: “Instead they are forced into the world of finance, thwarting their ambition to work with their hands or get penalised for going to the toilet.
“Some of the very stupid ones are even forced to advise other upper class people on what paintings to buy from small independent galleries.”
Oliver Hampton, an utter moron who went to the £33,000 a year Shrewsbury School, said: “I want to earn a very small salary but I can’t because of my ‘posh’ accent.
“My qualifications are much worse than the working class people in these factories. How stupid do I have to be?
“I’ll have to spend the rest of my life being head of emerging market equities at Kleinwort Benson.
“I don’t even know what that means.”
