E-CIGARETTES have been banned in Wales as part of a crackdown on things that compromise masculinity.
A Welsh government spokesman said: “We are a proud race, with a long tradition of rugby, coal mining and dragons.
“There’s something about these fancy metal sticks that is against our principles. They’re for people with no balls.
“I mean, you wouldn’t have caught Richard Burton using one. He smoked and drank voraciously, and died prematurely like a man.”
He added: “Apparently they even come in these fancy flavours like ‘wild cherry’, which really sums up everything wrong with the world these days.
“It’s enough to make us want to dismantle our bridges.”
