Society

IS a pregnant friend insisting on showing you their ultrasound scan? Here’s what you should definitely avoid saying.

AS Thames Water approaches collapse, hipster Londoners are paying £220 for reclaimed yew dowsing rods to find and tap wells.

IS it possible to have a wee in a gender neutral toilet without suddenly turning into a lady or getting accused of being a pervert? Surprisingly, yes. Here’s how.

WHENEVER your friend tells you he was shitfaced after drinking eight pints last night, you automatically halve it because he’s a liar. Here’s some more quick maths to get to the truth.

A SOCIAL media detective investigating the Bulley case has found incontrovertible proof that he is an idiotic, insensitive arsehole.

A WOMAN has come to the unwelcome conclusion that her childhood bully had a point because she was an annoying little shit.

A FATHER is eyeing his son’s unopened birthday present of Lego with a predatory glint in his eye and a readiness to pounce.

YOU went to a comprehensive, lived in a terraced house and did factory jobs, but you’ve changed. Here’s how to accept that you’re middle-class now.

A WOMAN who spends a fortune on rent is practising her dismayed face for conversations with homeowner friends, it has emerged.

THE Bank of England is hoping that raising interest rates again will work even though it has failed to make a difference the previous 12 times.