Society

DO you treat a trip to the cinema as if it’s just another evening in your living room? Perhaps try observing these basic, undemanding rules that a f**king potato could understand.

YOU gave your kid a perfectly good name, so why the unimaginative nickname that makes you sound like you’re off Eastenders? Here are some more to demean your child with.

THE Bibby Stockholm barge is a rudimentary box bobbing about off the Dorset coast. But that doesn’t stop Mail readers from imagining it contains these luxuries.

YOU'VE watched enough courtroom dramas to know what to expect. Or have you? Here’s the expectation of jury service verses the reality.

NICE five-star Uber rating you've got there. Wouldn't want to ruin it by not going along with these conversations with the driver, would you?

A WOMAN who is ready to go home from a night out will hang around for another four hours out of obligation, it has emerged.

THE differences between boys' nights out and girls' nights out run much deeper than the effort they put into their wardrobes. These are the cavernous dissimilarities.

NICE people are pleasant enough, but their agreeable nature can also make them pissing annoying. That makes it totally okay to hate ones like these. 

LOOKING after someone's house while they're away on holiday? Refrain from doing these things which are bound to backfire.

RESEARCH has confirmed that Londoners’ rudeness is actually a mask to hide how frightened they are of people from other areas.