Society

Wanking, rifling through drawers, and other things you shouldn't do while house sitting

LOOKING after someone's house while they're away on holiday? Refrain from doing these things which are bound to backfire.

Londoners more scared of you than you are of them, say experts

RESEARCH has confirmed that Londoners’ rudeness is actually a mask to hide how frightened they are of people from other areas.

'What would you recommend?' Middle-class questions to never ask in Wetherspoons

FOUND yourself in a Wetherspoons despite being middle-class? Avoid these questions if you do not want to blow your cover.

'It's like a real-life eBay,' says teenager visiting first car boot sale

AN astonished 15-year-old is amazed to learn that car boot sales are just like popular e-commerce site eBay but in the real world.

Five things I don't like about one bloke which I'll make into a wider men's issue, by a Guardian columnist

DO most men sit with their legs spread apart and speak with a booming, arrogant voice? For the purposes of this article I have to churn out, let's say yes.

Do Gen Zers secretly pity you? Take our test

YOU desperately need the approval of Generation Z because you can’t bear to be an unhip old codger. Find out if they respect or pity you based on these interactions.

Can I cancel my holiday to an island on fire? F**k off, explains a lawyer

ARE you on, or going to, an island that is on fire for your holiday? Lawyer Denys Finch Hatton explains why this is entirely your responsibility.

Gammon offended by diversity of cafe's teas

A SUPPORTER of British breakfast tea is appalled at his local cafe’s unapologetically diverse tea selection.

Nom, and other words that revoke your status as an adult

LANGUAGE constantly evolves, but some words will forever make you sound like an overgrown child. Avoid these if you still want to be treated as a grown up.  

Teenager is strange blend of right-on snowflake and heartless monster

A TEENAGE boy is somehow both a bleeding-heart activist with compassion for everyone and a demon utterly devoid of empathy.