Science & Technology

LANDING a robot on a comet is objectively amazing and anyone who disagrees must be shunned, experts have confirmed.

MEN who claim to know about parking have been strongly critical of the techniques being used to place the Philae lander on a comet.

REGULAR cannabis smoking boosts the part of the brain that invents excuses.

A VEGETARIAN burger that tastes like meat has said it would rather die than live a tragic double life.

YOUR house has a strange aroma that visitors cannot quite identify, it has emerged.

THE Met Office has built a new supercomputer that can detect bad weather and send robots back in time to stop it.

THE crew of the International Space Station has been told it will have to resort to cannibalism after a supply rocket blew up.

A NEW device that cancels out all mention of Benedict Cumberbatch is selling out everywhere.

SCIENTISTS have confirmed that time travel is achievable simply by picking the desired time and getting everyone to go along with it.

A NEW TV remote has no buttons that completely fuck up the television.