Science & Technology

NEANDERTHAL man knew a way of playing noughts-and-crosses that delivered a win every time, archaeologists have discovered.

A NEW phone app restores failed relationships, its makers have claimed.

BUILDERS have completed the first UK home made entirely from television sets.

RICHARD Dawkins has taken to walking down the street saying horrible, unprovoked things to total strangers.

PEOPLE will soon charge their phones using unhappiness, say scientists.

WORKING with complex numbers is tough, dirty and should only be done by men, according to some of the universe’s leading mathematical constants.

HOVERCRAFTS are mental, it has emerged.

SCIENTISTS are to map the DNA of everyone in Britain in a bid to find out why so many of you are dreadful.

AN exciting new piece of technology is nowhere near ready and will never come into widespread use.

FALLING iPad sales have confirmed that the computer fad is now over.