Science & Technology

BRITAIN’S Double Gloucester has won the highest accolade in the world of coagulated milk protein.

THE popularity of smartphones and tablet devices means that looking at someone during a conversation is asking for a fight.

THE British economy is now completely dependent on 19-year-olds playing and narrating computer games.

THE Brian Cox of Earth-161 has confirmed that the multiverse is real and our Brian Cox is a loser.

OWNERS of Apple’s latest smartphone are likely to break down if it falls on the floor, it has been claimed.

AMERICA'S new series of space missions will be manned by silverback gorillas.

INTERNET debates can be won by simply inventing evidence, it has been confirmed.

MICROSOFT has paid $2.5 billion for computer game Minecraft to see what it does.

THE queue for the new Apple Watch has already circled the entire globe once and is still growing.

TELEPATHY would be a huge step forward in human evolution and also an absolute nightmare, scientists have confirmed.