Science & Technology

THE tomb of Richard III includes interactive features, holograms and the music of Rick Wakeman.

LEADING punk scientists have confirmed the existence of a fourth chord.

ARMAGEDDON is proceeding on schedule following today's solar eclipse, the lord of the demons has confirmed.

THE age-old question of what sort of creature would emerge from a Creme Egg will finally be answered in time for Easter.

MICROSOFT is phasing out Internet Explorer because there is no internet left unexplored.

FACEBOOK is now taking down any posts that fail to boast of the user’s clear moral superiority.

ELECTRIC cars are to give drivers a choice of six exhaust sounds from 80s Lada to Lamborghini Countach.

SCIENTISTS will never be able to explain why all beards go slightly ginger when they reach a certain length, it has been confirmed.

EVERYTHING you need to know about a thing you don’t need to know about.

MEN’S penises are either porn-style monstrosities or minuscule sources of amusement, it has emerged.