Science & Technology

A NASA space probe has been launched to find Earth-like planets who can lend us money.

THE public has expressed total approval for genetically altered babies that do not need to shit.

LONDON'S Natural History Museum will remove a fat-shaming dinosaur exhibit, it has confirmed.

A JURASSIC Park-style clone of Winston Churchill has made Britons realise that the WW2 prime minister may have been an arse.

MONDAY January 19th was officially the most depressing day of the year, according to scientists degrading themselves by concocting media bullshit.

A PETRI dish has become the centre of attention after developing a new strain of thymosin-derived ACT1 peptide.

COMPLETE tools who want the whole world to know it are protesting the withdrawal of Google Glass.

A NEWLY-DISCOVERED Earth-like planet has said it is probably not the kind of place humans would be into living on.

THE Church of England has managed to appoint a female bishop within half a century of humans setting foot on another world.

AN egotistical scientist has claimed that a mountain-sized asteroid is headed right at him.