Science & Technology

A PRINTER has successfully provoked its owner into killing it in combat because it wanted to die a warrior's death.

USERS of the new Windows have complained about the ghostly, dead-eyed face that appears whenever the screen goes black. 

THE moon has blamed its well-documented ‘dark side’ after getting drunk for three days with its mates.

A TIME traveller from 1964 has expressed his shock and disgust that men are still urinating into a trough.

A MAN is suing Google for persistently misrepresenting him as an affluent, cultured individual.

THE New Horizons probe paid for its own fuel to get to Pluto, it has emerged.

NASA’S New Horizons probe has narrowly avoided a fight with the smallest and most aggressive planet.

THE best way to maintain youthful looks is to live in a delusional fantasy world, it has emerged.

THE makers of Monster Munch have been told that ‘Flamin’ Hot’ is more of an abstract concept than an actual flavour.

ALL forms of internet communication will become as obsolete as saying '10-4, good buddy', your Dad has confirmed.