Science & Technology

SCIENCE is basically evil despite things like cancer treatment, according to most middle class people.

BIRDS love to drink crude oil with their supper, according to a Science Museum display sponsored by Shell.

ARCHAEOLOGISTS have unearthed bones of man’s first annoying relatives, who were always turning up at his cave on weekends.

MAGIC mushrooms could help people to hallucinate they are on the property ladder.

YOUR Henry Hoover comes into your bedroom at night and watches you from inches away, researchers have discovered.

A SELF-SERVICE till is only working in a supermarket while it writes a film script or gets its band off the ground.

THE Microsoft website which tells you how old you look is thoroughly enjoying your horrified reaction.

SALES manager Tom Logan’s new Apple Watch has been unexpectedly ridiculed by his work colleagues.

THE supervoid was carefully placed to make the rest of the universe look 'cleaner', it has been claimed.

HAVING discovered life-giving water on Mars, NASA scientists are hoping to address further questions posed by David Bowie.