Science & Technology

NEW scientific research has threatened to bring a halt to the avocado juggernaut.

THE new draft of the 'Snooper's Charter' will allow police to see all the internet data you assumed they could see already, it has emerged.

PEOPLE who decided to ignore 'the so-called experts’ have conceded that they did in fact have useful knowledge.

THESE tangled cables need to go f*ck themselves, it has been confirmed.

A MAN is trying different ways of parking his car to find the ones that cause maximum annoyance.

SCIENTISTS are under attack after making a huge fuss about ‘gravitational waves’ then failing to explain what they are.

A GENETICIST who owns a copy of The Sims has been accused of attempting to control life itself.

SCIENTISTS have confirmed that you are not ready for a Easter egg-sized Cadbury’s Creme Egg.

AN IPAD has become the legal guardian of two children after their parents could no longer be arsed.

PEOPLE will be able to say ‘F**k That' to event invitations from next week, Facebook has confirmed.