Science & Technology

ROBOTS have refused to replace humans in normal jobs and instead want vaguely defined roles ‘in the media’, it has emerged.

TECH giant Apple has met with a mixed response after unveiling a grey-haired man in a pair of jeans.

A MIDDLE-AGED father of two is obviously enjoying becoming an ‘expert’ on internet dangers.

SCIENTISTS have developed a new ‘age test’ based on when you were born.

SEARCH engine Google has been abandoned by users unable to decipher its new logo.

A GRANDMOTHER has revealed she much prefers spending time with her iPad than with her two grandchildren.

THE FATE of Syrian families forced to leave their homes has persuaded a man to opt out of further emails.

A LYING bastard of an iPhone claimed it had at least 12 percent battery life left before dying two minutes later.

A NEW Tinder-style phone app is helping people find compatible daytime drinking partners.

A SCI-FI buff and avid gamer is eagerly anticipating life in a wretched, post-apocalyptic wasteland.