Science & Technology

SONY has confirmed the new Playstation has no need of you.

A CHARITY has launched a special day to raise awareness about underused smartphones.

A SCIENTIST has concluded that all women are attracted to both sexes, especially his long-term girlfriend and her best friend Mandy.

SCIENTISTS are hoping to identify the earliest point at which you can tell your friend their ex was a nightmare.

RESEARCHERS have uncovered a direct link between contentment and thickness.

A 29-YEAR-OLD woman with a severe cold has reassured colleagues that it is definitely not contagious.

BRITAIN’S townsfolk have asked their sophisticated, city dwelling cousins to just shut up about Uber.

THE woolly mammoth has beaten off stiff competition to be crowned the hottest animal that no longer exists.

THE historical warship found in a mud bank is now just a plank, experts have warned.

AN IPHONE 6S has told its owner to be strong and carry on after its shitty battery gave out.