Science & Technology

A SELF-STYLED ’nerd’ is unable to fix computers, he has confirmed.

RESEARCHERS have discovered the pure atomic essence of stupidity.

MARK Zuckerberg has unveiled a robot servant that will continually reassure him he is not obscenely rich.

HUMANS who do not believe in a god still have some morals, it has emerged.

SONY has confirmed the new Playstation has no need of you.

A CHARITY has launched a special day to raise awareness about underused smartphones.

A SCIENTIST has concluded that all women are attracted to both sexes, especially his long-term girlfriend and her best friend Mandy.

SCIENTISTS are hoping to identify the earliest point at which you can tell your friend their ex was a nightmare.

RESEARCHERS have uncovered a direct link between contentment and thickness.

A 29-YEAR-OLD woman with a severe cold has reassured colleagues that it is definitely not contagious.