Science & Technology

A MAN is teaching his new iPhone an extensive vocabulary of swear words.

THE NEW, tiny iPhone is naturally shy and avoids any contact with its owner, Apple has revealed.

A MAN has beaten a sophisticated artificial intelligence machine at drinking beer.

A 32-YEAR-OLD woman has confessed to close friends that she is completely GIF-illiterate.

NEW scientific research has threatened to bring a halt to the avocado juggernaut.

THE new draft of the 'Snooper's Charter' will allow police to see all the internet data you assumed they could see already, it has emerged.

PEOPLE who decided to ignore 'the so-called experts’ have conceded that they did in fact have useful knowledge.

THESE tangled cables need to go f*ck themselves, it has been confirmed.

A MAN is trying different ways of parking his car to find the ones that cause maximum annoyance.

SCIENTISTS are under attack after making a huge fuss about ‘gravitational waves’ then failing to explain what they are.