Science & Technology

THE FATE of Syrian families forced to leave their homes has persuaded a man to opt out of further emails.

A LYING bastard of an iPhone claimed it had at least 12 percent battery life left before dying two minutes later.

A NEW Tinder-style phone app is helping people find compatible daytime drinking partners.

A SCI-FI buff and avid gamer is eagerly anticipating life in a wretched, post-apocalyptic wasteland.

HACKERS have rendered the Mumsnet website unreadable by swamping it with self-absorbed drivel about children.

MEN are pathetic beyond all comprehension, it has been confirmed.

NEW research by the Institute for Studies has revealed what happens in the first hour after the Daily Mail hits your eyes.

SMALL children ask a lot of questions as part of a strategy of being deliberately irritating, it has emerged.

A PRINTER has successfully provoked its owner into killing it in combat because it wanted to die a warrior's death.

USERS of the new Windows have complained about the ghostly, dead-eyed face that appears whenever the screen goes black.