Science & Technology

PROFESSOR Stephen Hawking has warned that the greatest danger facing humanity today is Brian Cox.

ASTRONAUT Tim Peake's friend has struggled to match his weekend news during a call to the International Space Station.

A SELF-STYLED ’nerd’ is unable to fix computers, he has confirmed.

RESEARCHERS have discovered the pure atomic essence of stupidity.

MARK Zuckerberg has unveiled a robot servant that will continually reassure him he is not obscenely rich.

HUMANS who do not believe in a god still have some morals, it has emerged.

SONY has confirmed the new Playstation has no need of you.

A CHARITY has launched a special day to raise awareness about underused smartphones.

A SCIENTIST has concluded that all women are attracted to both sexes, especially his long-term girlfriend and her best friend Mandy.

SCIENTISTS are hoping to identify the earliest point at which you can tell your friend their ex was a nightmare.