Science & Technology

HACKERS have rendered the Mumsnet website unreadable by swamping it with self-absorbed drivel about children.

MEN are pathetic beyond all comprehension, it has been confirmed.

NEW research by the Institute for Studies has revealed what happens in the first hour after the Daily Mail hits your eyes.

SMALL children ask a lot of questions as part of a strategy of being deliberately irritating, it has emerged.

A PRINTER has successfully provoked its owner into killing it in combat because it wanted to die a warrior's death.

USERS of the new Windows have complained about the ghostly, dead-eyed face that appears whenever the screen goes black. 

THE moon has blamed its well-documented ‘dark side’ after getting drunk for three days with its mates.

A TIME traveller from 1964 has expressed his shock and disgust that men are still urinating into a trough.

A MAN is suing Google for persistently misrepresenting him as an affluent, cultured individual.

THE New Horizons probe paid for its own fuel to get to Pluto, it has emerged.