Science & Technology

A COMPUTER that talks in an effeminate male voice is the biggest fear of the over-70s.

MOST people would have sex with basic robots that don't even have faces.

BLOOD transfusions can reverse the ageing process but only if the donors are sexually pure, according to scientists.

THE Angel of the North has vowed revenge against Morrisons for projecting a loaf of bread onto its wings.

DOGS will soon be indistinguishable from Gizmo in Gremlins, it has emerged.

ROMANTIC fiction publisher Mills & Boon has announced a series of stories about women being courted by alpha male-type robots.

CHILDREN are the same as adults only smaller, according to new research.

AN expert in Photoshop and other graphics software, has found conclusive proof that ghosts exist.

SUNSHINE has brought Britain's attractive people out of the chrysalis-like pods where they spend most of the year.

WEB users should change their passwords to really dirty swearing, it has been claimed.