A NEW TV remote has no buttons that completely fuck up the television.
The remote is just one-third the size of standard controls because all the buttons that make the screen go blue have been removed.
Inventor Roy Hobbs said: “Is there a market for remote controls which will not cast people into an infinite limbo of static? We’ll see.”
He added: “You can accidentally lean on it without having to work out what it means by ‘input’. And never again will you be trapped in ‘Channel HSN+1’. I’ve yet to meet someone who knows what that is.”
Viewer Tom Logan said: “My TV has been in Superzoom mode since 2009. Eventually I got used to the gigantic faces, but for the first four and a half years it was terrifying.
“Luckily the faces are sometimes hidden behind the ‘Audio Description’ and the sleep timer.”
