Science & Technology

THE prestigious Emoji awards have given the emoji that most resembles a dick the top prize for the third year in a row.

CROWS are as intelligent as children and far less hassle to look after, it has been claimed.

FRUIT companies have misled the public into thinking fat and processed sugar are bad, it has emerged.

VIEWERS of Channel 4's Live From Space have lost their minds after experiencing the incomprehensible vastness of the universe.

EXTRA-TERRESTRIALS have as little enthusiasm for coming to Earth as we do for visiting elderly relatives, it has been claimed.

THE Brendan Fraser film Journey to the Center of the Earth depicts real events, it has been confirmed.

THE inventor of the internet has said that it must remain free of government interference and have more videos with bulldogs in.

HUMAN brains are inefficient sacks of jelly regardless of gender, according to new research.

GIANT lizards from prehistory were just made up to sell toys and books, scientists have admitted.

STONEHENGE was a set of primitive percussion instruments used to keep kids busy on rainy days, it has emerged.