THE Microsoft website which tells you how old you look is thoroughly enjoying your horrified reaction.
How-Old.net was set up by the company as an act of revenge after everyone switched to Firefox and Chrome because Internet Explorer was awful.
The site tempts people in with a ‘fun little experiment’ before telling them they look at least five years older than they really are, leaving them in a heap of shattered delusions.
A spokesman said: “You look like your grandparents and no-one will ever want you.”
Evidence suggests that even those who still use IE are also being toyed with cruelly as Microsoft just assumes they own an Apple product.
The spokesman said: “What happened to loyalty, you puffy, baggy-eyed mess?
“Not really, just kidding. You look very distinguished, like Dumbledore or Angela Lansbury.
“Fuck you.”
