Science & Technology

AN uncle who gave his nephew’s Christmas drone a sneaky test flight is worried he might not get it back without complications.

PRIVATELY operated drones are a clear sign that society has lost its mind, experts have confirmed.

DO you love shouting inanely into thin air while doing your supermarket shop? Here are some other great places to 'multitask' in annoyingly.  

HOLDING in a burp will result in flatulence, according to Britain's leading eight year-old scientists.

VEHICLES described by men as 'women's cars' do not have breasts or a vagina, experts have discovered.

A MAN who does not dip his headlights thinks he is a master of the universe rather than the worst person the world, it has been confirmed.

MATHS is far too hard, experts have confirmed.

A MAN has confused his younger co-workers by explaining he had ‘taped’ a TV show to watch later.

BUS drivers have confirmed that the advent of contactless payment means they are frantically brainstorming new ways to be total arseholes.

A MAN who sees his parents trying to turn on the TV using every remote control in the house is having thoughts of killing them with his bare hands.