Science & Technology

PEOPLE who receive high numbers of likes on social media are provably better than those who do not, a study has confirmed.

ALL Scottish people are either related or went to school together, according to the vast majority of English people.

THERE are people who enjoy wine as something other than a means of getting wasted, it has been claimed.

THE best way to fend off a shark attack is from within the shark, it has been claimed.

SO-CALLED ‘life hacks’ are really just pointless tips for dull misers, it has emerged.

BRITONS are struggling to comprehend how it can be sunny but freezing f**king cold. 

A MAN is absolutely outraged at the pathetic size and technological backwardness of his friend’s television.

ANGRY people who scrawl offensive filth on the walls of public toilets can now make their messages twice as long.

THE iPhone X shatters on contact with any solid object because it is too good for our material plane, Apple has explained.

A MOTHER has announced the discovery of age-related imperfections on her 33-year-old daughter’s face.