Science & Technology

BORIS Johnson has unveiled plans to build a 140 mile bridge that will link Calais, central London and a new airport on a man-made island in the Thames estuary.

TODAY is officially the most depressing day of the year, according to a scientist degrading himself by concocting media bullshit.

When will the sinister forces harvesting our data to create a complete picture of our lives understand what a cheap bastard I am?

MILLIONS of half-completed screenplays, novels and travel memoirs could be destroyed if MacBooks are attacked, experts have warned.

THE space department of Britain First has told the alien rock known as Oumuamua to go back to its own bloody solar system.

PEOPLE who receive high numbers of likes on social media are provably better than those who do not, a study has confirmed.

ALL Scottish people are either related or went to school together, according to the vast majority of English people.

THERE are people who enjoy wine as something other than a means of getting wasted, it has been claimed.

THE best way to fend off a shark attack is from within the shark, it has been claimed.

SO-CALLED ‘life hacks’ are really just pointless tips for dull misers, it has emerged.