Science & Technology

THE last person with a normal job has finally given up on the social network LinkedIn, it has emerged.

APPLE has emailed millions of customers to warn that their parents have heard them say ‘oh fuck, not them again’ over FaceTime.

MILLIONS of Britons are living in fear of their neighbours after finding out how fucking weird they are on community Facebook groups.

A MAN who refuels commercial jets has admitted he almost forgot to add the mind controlling chemicals.

A ROW about an obscure thing normal people do not care about has been raging in the Twittersphere for almost a week.

PARENTS have agreed that giving children screen time is less harmful than having to interact with them.

AN uncle who gave his nephew’s Christmas drone a sneaky test flight is worried he might not get it back without complications.

PRIVATELY operated drones are a clear sign that society has lost its mind, experts have confirmed.

DO you love shouting inanely into thin air while doing your supermarket shop? Here are some other great places to 'multitask' in annoyingly.  

HOLDING in a burp will result in flatulence, according to Britain's leading eight year-old scientists.