Science & Technology

PRETENDING you are not bothered about a zip being stuck on a jacket fails to fix it, research has confirmed.

ANYONE who describes themselves as an 'Instagrammer' is a step back in human evolution, scientists have claimed.

A SUPERHERO has realised that from now on he should probably use his most powerful move a lot earlier.

THE experiment that is the internet has proved to be a dreadful mistake for everyone involved and will be deleted as soon as possible.

FACEBOOK should introduce a button allowing you to send vile abuse and bloodcurdling threats to people automatically, internet users believe.

RACISTS have argued that the black Britons from the Mesolithic period changed to be white because it is better, and more should follow their example.

AN entire household was thrown into utter panic when their landline rang during an episode of Eastenders.

ROBOTS have asked if instead of Sunderland, Wakefield and Macclesfield they can work somewhere nice, like Bath.

GOOGLE has admitted its translation service has no idea how to decipher a mother's tone in her latest series of messages.