Science & Technology
WHICH WhatsApp group is taking up all your time and sapping your will to live?
CHILDREN adopt annoying American accents when playing and nobody really knows why, it has emerged.
A MAN who believes that the earth is flat has been confounded by the shape of every single other planet.
A MAN bitterly complaining about lengthy airport queues has just been safely transported across 3470 miles of ocean, in seven hours whilst watching Jurassic World and eating a curry.
A WOMAN has a legitimate reason for each of the 47 tabs on her computer being open.
SCIENTISTS have finally confirmed that life on Mars will be crappy little bacteria with no ray guns.
A HOMEWORKER is to get up at 6am to switch on her fucking laptop so it will be ready to use by about half-eight.
FACEBOOK’S ‘on this day’ feature exists solely to remind you that you used to be an embarrassing arse, it has been confirmed.
A MIDDLE-AGED man has taken time out from glancing constantly at his phone to complain about the younger generation being fixated with theirs.
CHILDREN deliberately hold in all their piss until they are in a restaurant, car or swimming pool, it has been confirmed.