Science & Technology

ARE YOU reading because you enjoy the complex interplay of stimulating thoughts that a good book offers, or has your phone battery died?

ALMOST 99 per cent of what children say is complete and utter bollocks, it has emerged.

APPLE has launched three new smartphones with the message that they are pretty similar to all the other ones.

A MOTHER is adding incredibly long and specific hashtags to every photo she posts in the belief it will make them more shareable, she has confirmed.

A NEW VR game gives players a simulated experience of being in a nice pub alone, enjoying a pint and not being bothered by anyone.

WHICH WhatsApp group is taking up all your time and sapping your will to live?

CHILDREN adopt annoying American accents when playing and nobody really knows why, it has emerged.

A MAN who believes that the earth is flat has been confounded by the shape of every single other planet.

A MAN bitterly complaining about lengthy airport queues has just been safely transported across 3470 miles of ocean, in seven hours whilst watching Jurassic World and eating a curry.

A WOMAN has a legitimate reason for each of the 47 tabs on her computer being open.