Science & Technology

THERESA May has explained that time is merely an illusion and an infinity of moments stretch between now and March 29th, so no problem.

A MAN who rejects the evidence for global warming does believe that a Death Star will one day be built in space.

SCIENTISTS have vowed to 'step up' amid harsh criticism over their complete failure to bring about a zombie apocalypse.  

A MAN who could not find his mobile phone for a harrowing less than a minute has described his ordeal for the first time.

A MAN has discovered a six-foot long fatberg staring back at him in the mirror.

BEER tastes incredible if you drink it on a train, it has emerged.

A WOMAN has convinced herself that all the 83 friends who wished her a happy birthday on Facebook really mean it.  

A WHATSAPP group has come back from the dead, spreading fear and nausea among 17 people.

THE last person with a normal job has finally given up on the social network LinkedIn, it has emerged.

APPLE has emailed millions of customers to warn that their parents have heard them say ‘oh fuck, not them again’ over FaceTime.