Science & Technology

A WARNING light on a car’s dashboard has now been safely ignored for two whole years, its owner has confirmed.

PUTTING clothes on a toddler is more difficult than putting them on a large slippery snake, experts have confirmed.

A MIDDLE-AGED man is, for reasons best known to himself, pretending not to be familiar with much of the modern world.

ARE you a mum who loves posting stuff about your grown-up kids on Facebook even if they hate it? Here’s how to subject them to maximum embarrassment.

BMW drivers have assured the public that speed limiting technology will not stop them being tossers on the roads.

A MAN who has spent too much time on Twitter now believes it is normal to respond to any minor annoyance with calls for murder.

A MAN on an electric unicycle has given the world a glimpse of the tiresome tossers they will have to deal with more regularly in the future.

DO you feel an inexplicable need to start your own YouTube channel for your amateurish, unwatched videos? Why not try failing to attract an audience in these popular genres?

OLD laptops are devastated by their fickle owners suddenly preferring their new computer, they have revealed.

IT might seem like an easy enough question, but what if you were to just lie? So with that terrifying thought in mind let's see if you really are a robot or not...