Science & Technology

A WOMAN using a sperm bank to conceive wants potential donors to provide a grammar sample.

RESEARCH recommending limiting childrens’ screen time is paid for by manufacturers of traditional wooden rocking horses and pull-along ducks, it has emerged.

A WOMAN with a Huawei P30 phone has been kicked out of her friends’ WhatsApp group as a possible security risk.

AN APP which tracks his partner’s menstrual cycle is helping a man predict when he will be an insensitive dick who thinks only of himself.

PEOPLE who claim they are going to Facebook events then do not are scum who should face stiff penalties, it has been decided.

A WARNING light on a car’s dashboard has now been safely ignored for two whole years, its owner has confirmed.

PUTTING clothes on a toddler is more difficult than putting them on a large slippery snake, experts have confirmed.

A MIDDLE-AGED man is, for reasons best known to himself, pretending not to be familiar with much of the modern world.

ARE you a mum who loves posting stuff about your grown-up kids on Facebook even if they hate it? Here’s how to subject them to maximum embarrassment.

BMW drivers have assured the public that speed limiting technology will not stop them being tossers on the roads.