Science & Technology

LINKEDIN has dropped all pretence of being a business networking app and now focuses on no-strings workplace sex, it has confirmed.

EMAIL and texting are now part of everyday life, but it’s still possible to make an arse of yourself. Here are some of the best techniques.

A MAN’S laptop has begged to be allowed to install softwares updates after being denied for a 153rd consecutive day.

USERS of vapour cigarettes have a significant chance of being vaporised themselves, research has shown.

A SMARTPHONE relaxation app really needs to take a f**king chill pill, users have confirmed.

PHYSICISTS have observed that time passes four times as fast in family homes when children are safely away at school.

A MAN who has lost the internet connection in his house is convinced he can solve the problem by repeatedly connecting and disconnecting things.

YOU wake up, you turn your alarm off and you spend a solid 10 minutes staring at your phone screen, just like you did before you went to sleep. But are you doing it enough?

OVERUSING your phone can ruin an evening, unless all your mates are tw*ts who only want to obsessively check their emails too. Here’s how make a sociable night totally pointless.

A MAN has created a unique password that no hacker, bot or even he himself will ever be able to guess.