Science & Technology

THE gravestone of the inventor of copy-and-paste contains unwanted characters including ‘Ā’ and ‘§’ because of formatting errors, it has emerged. 

ARE your elderly parents always pestering you with badly-explained computer problems? Here’s how to help without strangling them with the mouse cable.

A MAN’S phone is still making a little noise every time he presses a key, it has emerged.

ANYONE who uses the ‘tears of joy’ emoji is not worth your time or attention, experts have confirmed.

THESE days Facebook is only used to keep an eye on people you hate. So who are they and why are they so awful you’ll never unfollow them?

WE only have ourselves to blame for the current awful weather, it has emerged.

SALES of home DNA tests have spiked as Remainers desperately try to prove they are not in any way English.

BY this point in the 21st century we expected to be driving around Mars in spacesuits while robots do all the work. But we’re not. Here’s seven other things we’ve been deprived of:

A WOMAN who took magic mushrooms has hallucinated a world where the Brexit referendum never happened.

A WOMAN whose finger slipped while scrolling through her ex-boyfriend’s Instagram has announced she is taking a social media sabbatical until 2044.