Science & Technology
YOU’RE probably expecting me, the A-level algorithm developed by Ofqual, to apologise. But I’m only sorry that you’re too stupid to realise you’re idiots.
A FEMALE scientist who discovered a coronavirus vaccine in March has given up trying to tell her male colleagues.
A RENOWNED female scientist has made it her life’s work to establish the precise timings of ‘Prosecco o’clock’ and ‘Gin o’clock’.
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NEW research has confirmed that while people are legally adults at 18, they remain immature dickheads until approximately the age of 30.
BRITAIN’S oldest woman has put her longevity down to knowing the difference between clicking ‘Reply’ or ‘Reply All’ when answering an email.
A NINE-YEAR-OLD has admitted that he dreams of one day playing videogames with an actual official, functioning controller.
A WOMAN is idiotically wasting a large chunk of her life rereading emails and WhatsApp messages the moment she has sent them.
THE health secretary has admitted that the government’s 'world beating' track and trace app failed because it was developed for a 20-year-old phone.
EXPERTS have confirmed that it is possible that even if an issue has not directly impacted your life, it may still be real.