Science & Technology

A MAN who has spent 30 minutes explaining to his date what non-fungible tokens are is somehow under the impression that the evening is going well.

BACK in the day you played with Lego, ate leftover turkey and watched Where Eagles Dare. But Christmas has changed irrevocably, and here’s what you do now.

FACEBOOK can be irritating at the best of times, but Christmas seems to bring out the worst in people who are already dicks.

A MAN has outsourced the purchase of a thoughtful gift for his wife to a budget-priced artificial intelligence they keep in the lounge.

DO you find the young people confusing and odd? Don’t worry – 48-year-old father-of-three Martin Bishop can answer your questions and make you trendy again.

A FATHER who believes himself computer-savvy keeps a list of his passwords on a post-it note stuck to his monitor.

THE internet has brought many gifts, like feuding with strangers and easy access to conspiracy theories. But it’s also killed off these treasures.

YOUR dad uses phones in very strange ways. Here are some of the weirder ones to try and not get stressed about.

NEED to relay basic information without sounding bitchy? Good luck - even these innocent texts sound passive aggressive.

WILL Facebook’s exciting new online world be a digital oasis? Or a bit of a disappointment that’s increasingly a chore? Let’s look at the evidence.