Science & Technology

A WOMAN who took magic mushrooms has hallucinated a world where the Brexit referendum never happened.

A WOMAN whose finger slipped while scrolling through her ex-boyfriend’s Instagram has announced she is taking a social media sabbatical until 2044.

A WOMAN is posting inspirational, motivational quotes on social media from under the duvet where she has been for 16 hours.

ALMOST two-thirds of all bullsh*t is presented in PowerPoint format, it has emerged.

A MAN’S attempt to revive an iPhone dropped in a sink by placing it in rice has sadly failed because rice is not magic.

ARE you being annoying enough about obsessively checking your phone? Here are some great situations to rudely interrupt.

THINK wireless earbuds make you look cool? Only until one falls out into your skinny macchiato. Here’s how to be even more of a twat about them.

A MOTHER has gone fully apeshit crazy about a missing school jumper on a parents’ WhatsApp group, members have confirmed.

THE parents of a 36-year-old software engineer have once again purposefully resisted understanding what he does as a job.

VAR, or video assistant referees, are causing controversy on football pitches. But are they also responsible for your failing marriage?