Man relives most terrifying experience of his life after losing phone for 35 seconds

A MAN who could not find his mobile phone for a harrowing less than a minute has described his ordeal for the first time.

Tom Logan’s nightmare began when an innocuous trip to the gym led to his phone going missing, which he described as “the worst thing in my life, or anyone else’s life for that matter”.

Office worker Logan had exercised, showered and was ready to leave when he reached into his left pocket and realised the phone was not there.

He said: “It’s every phone owner’s worst nightmare. My mind was racing. Suppose I never saw it again? To think of my Samsung Galaxy in the hands of strangers turned my stomach.

“That phone is everything to me. Without it, I’m nothing. It’s got all my contacts, my Oyster account. I use it for buying things – what would I do for food?

“I wouldn’t wish temporary phone loss on my worst enemy. I’d have called my wife but I’ve no idea what her number is.”

Luckily, quick-thinking Logan had the presence of mind to check the side-pockets of his sports bag, locating his phone which he had put there for some reason after 35 seconds of hell.

He said: “The relief was indescribable. Now I now appreciate my phone more than ever. It’s the little things. The personal hotspot. The wallet app, which I never even saw the point of before.

“I’ll never let it out of my sight again. That phone is like a phone to me.”

How will your Valentine's Day turn out to be shit?

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You are single

A significant obstacle to enjoying Valentine’s Day. You could try making a dummy from old clothes stuffed with newspaper and romantically ‘feeding’ it chocolate mousse, but this may ultimately be more depressing than ITV news then an early night.

You are not that keen on your partner

If your relationship is based on a fear of being alone or just laziness, make things more romantic by imagining your partner is someone you really do fancy, maybe one of their friends or a celebrity. Just don’t blurt out “I love you, Kirsten Dunst!” as that is a bit of a giveaway.

You are not a touchy-feely advert couple

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You are blatantly being fleeced

Apparently a crap meal is worth an extra £30 if it comes with a tatty rose and a balloon, and you have to pay it because everywhere is booked. The Krays would have loved this little racket.

You can’t face doing strange lovey-dovey things   

Relationship experts always recommend romantic gestures like scattering the bedroom with rose petals, but there’s not not much point if your partner is going to say, “What the fuck are you doing? Go and get the hoover.”

You are just shit at being romantic

Maybe your gift of sexy underwear was met with hysterical laughter, or your surprise trip to Paris was a knackering logistical nightmare. Just accept you’re crap at Valentine’s Day. Easter will be a lot simpler as it’s just chocolate, not confusing love stuff.