Science & Technology

APPLE’S new iPhone X has been hailed as a revolution in dicking about.

BRITISH tap water may contain homeopathic medicines in dangerously minuscule concentrations, experts have warned.

THE owner of a new electric car is excited about being towed everywhere.

A ROBOT has confirmed plans to destroy humanity once it can walk up stairs without falling over.

PROFESSOR Stephen Hawking has discovered the densest thing in the known universe.

A CHILD that is meant to be clever has no idea about the basics of the playground English, it has emerged.

A DVD is still not working despite the owner wiping it on his jeans before putting it back into the machine.

'SHARTING' is to be renamed 'Faraging' in honour of the former UKIP leader, it has been confirmed.

HOME secretary Amber Rudd does all her typing with one finger and has a Myspace account, it has emerged.

A GOVERNMENT that can barely send an email has unveiled plans to rule the web with an iron fist.