Science & Technology

THE iPhone X shatters on contact with any solid object because it is too good for our material plane, Apple has explained.

A MOTHER has announced the discovery of age-related imperfections on her 33-year-old daughter’s face.

A MAN has been woken in the middle of the night by a friend’s urgent text about maybe having a pint.

A NORTH Face coat designed for the most extreme weather conditions on Earth has resigned itself to being used as a fancy duvet on the high street.

A LITTLE-KNOWN planet has approached David Attenborough to make a documentary about it.

GOING home is considerably better than going big, experts have confirmed.

THE Bloodhound rocket car capable of reaching 1,000mph is being tailgated by a man in a BMW 7 series, observers have confirmed.

FOUR pints is the best amount of beer to drink, experts have confirmed.

NONE of the 37 people who reviewed a laptop online had the first idea what they were talking about, a man has discovered.

BEING around children makes you feel less drunk, it has been confirmed.